A conference focused on diverse topics within the information technology field. This conference will bring together IT specialists and companies from around the globe to connect, share insights, and have an amazing experience.
This talk will cover performance optimizations. Performance optimizations you're very unlikely to ever need. Performance optimizations you should probably not even consider. Performance optimizations that will get you fired. It will go lower down the stack than you'll probably ever need in your career, all for the sake of performance. For the sake of those juicy benchmark numbers, the slightly lower infrastructure bills, and the vague sense of superiority from knowing that your code runs just that little bit faster than everybody else's.
